The hood rats are now running Congress, in case anyone’s wondering how the state of the country is coming along.
Jasmine Crockett, who’s become known more for her “oh no u di’in’t” comebacks during congressional hearings than she is for her well thought-out policies or professionalism, says she’s releasing a line of merchandise in honor of her allegedly clever takedowns, which she’s dubbed the “Crockett Clapback Collection.”
The move comes after Crockett and Republican Marjorie Taylor Greene got into it during a hearing last week in which Crockett accused Greene of not knowing what they were in the room to discuss, to which Greene fired back with a jab at Crockett’s notably fake eyelashes.
After AOC jumped in with a cringeworthy, “Baby girl, don’t even play,” Crockett then accused Greene of having a "bleach blonde, bad built, butch body.”
Naturally, this episode of The Real Housewives of Capital Hill proved extremely helpful to the millions of struggling Americans trying to put food on the table and figure out how they’ll pay a mortgage with an 7 percent interest rate, let me tell you.
What do you think about this exchange between AOC, MTG, and Crockett?
— Los Angeles Magazine (@LAmag) May 17, 2024
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I don't think you know what you're here for. I think your fake eyelashes are messing up what you’re reading"
AOC: "How dare you attack the physical appearance of another person"… pic.twitter.com/L4SqFSDgEV
Unaware just how idiotic she sounded getting her urban slang on in the halls of Congress, Crockett here has decided to take her alliterative insult - which she’s nicknamed “B6,” isn’t that witty? - and throw it on some t-shirts, the sale of which will supposedly go to helping more Democrats get elected to Congress, where they’ll presumably throw up gang signs and start putting legislation in into freestyle raps.
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There’s just one little problem: apparently, coming up with a good “clapback” doesn’t involve knowing how to spell (because remember, grammar is now racist). On the website for her new "swag" line, a black t-shirt emblazoned with the phrase “BLEACH BLONDE BAD BUILT BUTCH BODY” was attributed to “A Crockrtt Clapback.”
Notice the glaring typo, which Crockett’s gangsta team was too busy gushing over to double-check.
In all fairness, it could be that Crockett just didn’t catch the error - probably on account of her fake eyelashes.