NBC’s ‘The Mysteries of Laura’ Turns Men Into Grunting, Incompetent, Neanderthals

Dylan Gwynn | February 5, 2016
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NBC’s The Mysteries of Laura provided us with yet another mystery on Wednesday night, titled “The Mystery of the Morning Jog.” But this time it wasn’t the solving of a super-intricate and deadly murder mystery. Oh no, this time Laura revealed a new and previously unknown grievance group: the men’s rights group.

What exactly is a men’s rights group? Or, in this case, the ‘Men’s Renaissance Association?’ Well, as you might suspect, they make it sound really bad:

Santiani: So deadbeat dad never sends child support. But he always has money for something called Men's Renaissance Association.

Bose: Ugh!

Santiani: Wait, you know them?

Bose: Yeah. A mentally questionable ex of mine is a member. They find broken men and tell them everything is a woman's fault. Take a look.

Santiani: Standing up for mankind. Oy.

Max: Hey, check out the new articles. "Hating on men. The new comedy craze." "Child support or extortion?" "How the media is turning women gay and men into wusses." I did not know that.

Santiani: So, this is the group that the ex-husband spends all of his money on?

Bose: Talk about a cliche.

Santiani” That explains why I am still single. The good ones are taken and the rest of them are in this photo.

Bose: "Nightly meetings, 7:00 P.M., men only."

For the record, it is well documented that the media is in fact turning men into wusses, as I documented myself earlier this week. However, shameless plug aside, it is not well documented that women are to blame for everything. Because, as any man with even casual experience with the opposite sex knows, it is he who is to blame for everything.

However, the pretty crystal clear implication from all this is that a “men’s rights group” is a collection of bitter, inept, and incompetent failures. Quite the opposite of the women’s rights movement, which is nothing less than a collection of the finest minds and most non-bitter, non-shrieking, easiest to get along with women that you’ve ever come across in your life.

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