Matt Philbin
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Mr. McGuire: Ben, I just want to say three words to you. Just three words.
Ben: Yes sir.
Mr. McGuire: Are you listening?
Ben: Yes sir I am.
Mr. McGuire: Penile inversion vaginoplasty.
Ben … Exactly how do you mean?
Mr. McGuire: There’s a great future in penile inversion vaginoplasty. And mastectomies, and cross-gender facial feminization. Think about it. Will you think about it?
That’s a…
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You got kids? Yeah, so you’re a parent. By definition, you’ve got a handle on that whole sex thing. When the time comes, you can handle The Talk with Lil’ Billy and Lil’ Janie without mobilizing half a dozen federal agencies.
Kat Tenbarge is not impressed. And she’s a tech and culture reporter for NBC News, so you better listen up. You’ve got no business teaching your progeny about sex. You’re…
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Well, it just makes sense. The people who blame climate change for everything also use it as an excuse for everything: massive redistribution of wealth, wrecking markets and encroaching on human liberty. Oh, and now they’re bringing long extinct animals back from the dead.
According to Popular Mechanics and Medium, a Texas-based biotech company named Colossal says it will create a wooly mammoth…
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They’re just not gonna let kids grow up normal. If the groomers can’t get ‘em in school, they reach out and get ‘em in video games.
According to Fox News:
"The Sims 4," which calls itself "the ultimate life simulation game" on its website, announced Tuesday that it would allow players to give characters "top scars" that come from breast removal surgery.
Here’s the best part: the game is for…
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We’ve reached the point where we need laws to keep men in women’s clothes from performing lewd dance routines in front of kids. Isn’t progress great?
The North Dakota House voted 79-13 to make it illegal to do drag shows with children present. According to Fox News, “Rep. Brandon Prichard, a Republican from Bismarck, said Thursday he proposed the bill after learning of drag shows performed in…
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Well, the Milwaukee Bucks came out of the closet this week, becoming the first NBA team to declare itself queer.
At Wednesday’s “Pride Night” game, the team gave attendees a "Bucks Pride" scarf and beanie, and announced that the Milwaukee PD officially recognized their arena as a terrific place to be gay. Team members made videos about how great the gay is, and at halftime they ceded the court…
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Once again, the Big Apple is one-upping Bean Town. New York took one look at Boston’s weird MLK penis-arm thing and said,”Can we make a sculpture uglier and more bizarre than that? Quicker than you can say ‘Bucky Dent.’ Fuhgettaboutit!”
Gotham’s entry for Unholy Abomination of the Year appeared last week atop the State Appeals Court in Manhattan, according to the New York Times’s Dan Bilefsky.…
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Nancy Pelosi claims to be Catholic, her enthusiasm for infanticide and disdain for the sacrament of marriage (one man, one woman) notwithstanding. Apparently, she’s even called priests into her San Francisco home to drive out demons.
Months ago, her husband Paul was attacked and badly injured by a hammer-wielding nut who broke into the Pelosi mansion. Nancy was in Washington.
But her…
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Back in school, math was my least favorite and most troublesome subject. But it seems like I ought to take another look: I’ve just learned that math is “white” and “cisheteropatriarchal,” just like me!
That’s the conclusion of Vanderbilt U. education professor Luis Antonio Leyva (he/him/él). According to the invaluable College Fix, Leyva delivered a lecture at a big-time mathematics meeting in…
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It used to be common to affirm a sure thing by asking, “Is the pope Catholic?” Then we got a Jesuit pope. So it’s time to update the trope and ask, “Is the Bishop of Des Moines Catholic?”
Bishop William M. Joensen certainly is. You can tell because his new policy regarding transgenderism has all the right people howling with outrage.
According to the Washington Times, the Des Moines diocese “…