Matt Philbin
Managing Editor
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Thank Gaia for Oregon Democrats. They have, in their magnanimity, at long last imparted dignity to menstruation. Governor Kate Brown signed the Menstrual Dignity Act, and finally, the women of Oregon can … menstruate with dignity? That’s Oregon-speak for giving out free sanitary products. Stupid? You bet. But that’s not the dumbest part – not by a long shot. Under the Act, the boys’ rooms in…
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Editor's note: This piece originally appeared on Newsbusters in 2019, but since the world is no saner than it was then, here you go. De nada. Now hear this: Huffington Post says it’s okay to enjoy Cinco de Mayo. This is not a drill. Proceed to the store for your Dos Equis and Cuervo and salsa. Repeat: this is not a drill. Big of HuffPo, dontcha think? Getting a pass from an outlet so plugged…
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Well, we finally learn what it takes to get David Hogg to shut up. It seems only the Supreme Court can mute the supremely opinionated and abysmally ignorant adolescent leftist. Well, not really the Court. It didn’t order him to be silent. What did was the pressure from the identity politics pieties of his fellow progs. In the aftermath of the leaked SCOTUS draft opinion that would finally…
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Folks, are you like me? Do you have a taste for absurd comedy along the lines of Monty Python? Then treat yourself to NBC’s Today Parents Newsletter where you’ll find pieces like the April 21 essay by one Jay Deitcher – so bizarre it must be an update of the classic Coal Miner Son sketch. Deitcher is “a writer, stay-at-home dad and licensed clinical social worker with over a decade of experience…
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According to CNN, author Melissa Hart's “life is filled with young adult fiction.” Indeed, starting with the pretense that her teen daughter Maia is “nonbinary.” Hart is an activist who CNN says “refuses to give in to other parents challenging the content of books aimed at children and young adults.” In other words, exactly the kind of person you’d expect CNN to be enthused about.  “As more…
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Who knew that NASCAR, of all organizations, maintains a gulag for political criminals? It’s true. The sport of good ol’ boy bootleggers is now run by humorless apparatchiks enforcing speech codes. According to Yahoo, “NASCAR on Tuesday ordered Denny Hamlin to begin sensitivity training this week after he posted an anti-Asian meme from the television comedy ‘Family Guy’ to criticize Kyle Larson's…
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If Elon Musk is looking for another investment, he might want to look at off-Broadway playhouses in New York.  According to a report from FNC, Theatre Row in Manhattan has canceled a pro-life drama that was due to open next month, citing “subject matter" that made it “concerned for the safety of our staff and our neighbors.” The show, “Oh Gosnell: the Truth about Abortion” is a “verbatim drama…
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Mianne Bagger is probably a hypocrite, but she’s okay with that. Bagger is a transgender woman golfer who, according to News.com.au, “made history at the Women’s Australian Open as the first transgender athlete to compete in a professional golf tournament.” Bagger is a hypocrite, in her words, because she supports Australia’s “Save Women’s Sport” bill, which would specifically ban transgender…
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We have found the perfect progressive congressional candidate: a former stripper who boasts that she had an abortion for all the usual selfish reasons, but also because of all the important things young lefties love to whine about. Plus, she supports herself with an OnlyFans page. Hollywood couldn’t write a more obvious caricature.  According to FNC, Alexandra Hunt is trying to unseat a (…
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What’s the best swimming stroke for entering a country illegally?  The Butterfly would tire out all but the strongest migrant too quickly. The Backstroke can be difficult to execute for the inexperienced. The Crawl has a simple, reliable elegance, but that classic might prove tough if you’ve got, say, a duffle bag of belongings attached to your wrist. More importantly, do transgender illegal…