Matt Philbin
Managing Editor
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  What if they threw a Winter Olympics and nobody watched?  That seems to be the big question facing the Chinese Communist Party and its feckless crap weasel enablers at the International Olympic Committee. This was supposed to be a reassuring PR coup for the CCP, a chance to prove everything is hunky dory in a nation that’s fast reverting to the militarism and mass crime that is the natural…
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“When they tell you who they are, listen,” goes the old saying. Actress Susan Sarandon has been screeching who she is – an anti-American far-left crank who never met an issue she hasn’t been wrong on – for decades. But her latest declaration is particularly unflattering. In the last week, tens of thousands of NYC cops turned out in uniform as a show of respect and solidarity at the funerals of…
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  There’s still junk in Davy Jones’s locker, and the gals don’t wanna see it.  Whether you believe he is a she (he isn’t), or whether he/she should compete on the Penn University women’s swim team (he shouldn’t), all Americans can come together and agree on a single, simple truth: Lia Thomas is a selfish jerk. Just ask Thomson’s teammates. Some of them told the Daily Mail that Thomas…
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Your hunch is confirmed: lefties take politics way too seriously. And it’s not just that they can’t leave you alone, projecting ideology onto everything from what you do with your garbage to whether candy is sufficiently sexually ambiguous. They let it have an outsized role in their own personal lives. Don’t take my word for it. New York Times columnist Michelle Goldberg has a January 21 piece…
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  Lena Dunham says she’d “Love the next decade to be less about apologizing and just about openly making art.” A worthy goal. Here’s how you do it: stop being gross. But, fish gotta swim and the creator of HBO’s “Girls” gotta make you reach for the Dramamine. If you’re not familiar with the sister-molesting obese auteur who was once photographed sitting in a toilet stall naked eating birthday…
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We all knew that chicks dig the long ball. Turns out, they also dig the blue face. According to the Daily Mail (U.K.), a new study shows that covid “masks make both men and women more appealing on the eye.”  Yep. “A Cardiff University study asked 43 women to rank men's faces with different items covering them,” the Mail explained. “The study found that men with blue medical face masks were…
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Progressives, is your virtue signaling life lacking zing? Struggle sessions getting too easy and predictable? Don’t give up. USA Today is coming to the rescue with a new victim group you can ally with: pedophiles.  Really. “Wellness Reporter” Alia E. Dastagir writes that “Pedophilia is viewed as among the most horrifying social ills. But scientists who study the sexual disorder say it is also…
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The Benedictines founded Benet Academy, but it sure sounds like the Jesuits got in there somehow.  According to NBC Out, the network’s repository for all things alphabet soupy, the Chicago area Catholic high school has hired a lesbian lacrosse coach (Yay!) and the Benedictine monks of St. Procopius Abbey (Hiiss! Boo!), who built the school, funded it and acted as its board for 120 years, aren’t…
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There are no circumstances – none – in which it is appropriate to sing or play John Lennon’s song “Imagine.” The vapid Marxist dirge drenched in stale hippie sentimentality makes everyone who hears it measurably dumber, and probably slows their reflexes and dulls their taste buds.  That said, wealthy celebrities singing it from their Beverly Hills hideaways for the benefit of the covid-…
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Patton Oswalt wants you to know he holds all the correct opinions. Really. No, Oswalt personally hasn’t cancelled his old friend Dave Chappelle (“Sssss, Booo!”), but it’s because he’s pretty sure Chappelle can continue “evolving” to the higher plane where Oswalt and other enlightened lefties dwell in beatific complacency. At Chapelle’s invitation, Oswalt recently appeared at the former’s show,…