It's becoming near incalculable, the number of times I've had to pen a disclaimer apologizing to my readers for the words I'm about to subject them to. And yet, here I am again, telling you to go ahead and grab the eye bleach before you continue.
A bearded, leotard-clad and stiletto-booted drag queen at an event in Texas offered a vulgar toast to oral sex, shortly before children in the audience began collecting tips for the male "performers."
"Here's to you, here's to me. Here's to those who lick us where we pee," the man toasted to a cheering, laughing crowd.
Moments later, another thing-clad man sashayed down the aisle in knee-highs and a leopard-print, cheek-baring getup, at one point stopping to collect cash from a young boy to the applause of the audience.
Now, I don't know who these cross-dressing morons are. Or what idiotic parents would bring their kids to a drag show, much less one filled with explicit obscenities and men in thongs, or what jackhole would sit in a room next to children and cheer on a dude with fake boobs raising a glass to fellatio.
And I neither want nor need to.
All I know is that every single one of them should be arrested.