I’ll be the first to admit, I truly can’t tell if this is real or parody. I desperately hope it’s the latter and I’m just making a mistake here, because accepting this as real would be to realize we share the freeway with some seriously stupid people, and that's just downright terrifying.
But just in case it’s not parody - and in 2024 America, it’s highly likely that this dude is dead serious - here’s a lefty who took to TikTok to say that since Donald Trump has once again been elected president of the United States, he will be leaving the country and moving to…Hawaii.
Hawaii.
Check this out:
Liberal says that he’s leaving the United States and will be moving to Hawaii.
— American AF 🇺🇸 (@iAnonPatriot) November 7, 2024
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So...who wants to tell him?
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In all sincerity, though, I hope he does move to Hawaii, if for no other reasons than a) to learn just how unbearably expensive it is, and b) to have the profoundly disappointing moment when he finally realizes (and by that, I mean someone with have a brain has the courtesy to let him know) that Trump is still, in fact, his president.
In Hawaii.
Please Lord, let this be satire. For all our sakes.
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