Canadian 'Skinny Dipping Club' Lets Kids In For Free & Says Erections 'Are Natural'

Brittany M. Hughes | July 9, 2024
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There's a Canadian gym dedicated to being a “skinny dipping club” for people who like getting naked with each other in the water - including young children.

Who, conveniently, get in for free.

Creeped out? You should be. And yet, this is entirely true. According to screen grabs of the GTA swim club’s event ads posted by LibsofTikTok, the naked swimming groups are open to all ages, with participants under the age of 18 getting in for free. In fact, the image accompanying the club includes a cartoon depiction of a man and a woman, along with an adolescent girl and toddler boy, all in the nude with their genitals on full display.

While children 13 and under are required to have an adult present (literally, anyone will do), anyone over the age of 14 can come alone. (The official GTA website says anyone under 16 must be accompanied by an adult, so there appears to be some discrepancy here - but then again, we’re talking about weirdos who think it’s okay to let adults swim naked with other people’s children, so hey.)

Single people between the ages of 19-25 pay $5.00, while couples pay $7.00 - with pricing based on the younger person. So it just keeps getting more gross.

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In addition to swimming together naked - kids and all - participants are also informed that all changing rooms are open to both men and women, because why not?

“All change rooms are co-ed. The men’s change room is for anyone. The women’s change room is reserved for single women and couples,” the site explains.

Oh, and it gets even more disturbing from there. While swimming in the nude with children, the site explains, “erections are common.”

“What if I get an erection?” the site’s FAQ section includes, to which the group answers, “This is a very common question as it’s a common concern. First of all, erections are natural and sometimes an unstoppable occurrence.”

If you happen to get visibly aroused while skinny dipping with toddlers, it’s recommended that discreetly wrap yourself in a towel or stay under the water, as walking around flaunting an erection is “considered very bad taste.”

Women who are menstruating are encouraged to wear tampons, but it’s not required. So there’s that. IN fact, one of the rules of the swim club is that nudity is required, “not optional” - except for potty-training children, or women who are on their periods.

Now, you might be wondering, how the heck is this legal?! Which is a valid question. According to the GTA Club’s own website, the group’s been in business for the past 30 years, though it’s unclear if they’ve always included children and babies in their perverted swim-a-thons.

Then again, naked men in bondage gear parade themselves through city streets every June and it's A-okay, so why should we be shocked when these freaks want to swim naked with kids?