Five of the Dumbest Scenes From 'Pride' Parades This Year

Brittany M. Hughes | June 30, 2025
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While in-your-face "Pride" displays have been scaled back pretty heavily this year thanks to corporations pulling their sponsorships, widespread customer boycotts, and states taking aim at pervs grooming children, that doesn't mean the leftwing crazies aren't still strapping on their bondage gear and spandex thongs to parade down the street in full view of the public.

And, of course, more than a few unwilling kids.

In Texas, a dude in a lime green g-string and a cowboy hat gyrated on a stage against the crotch of a man in drag, while another walked around with a tiny pouch strapped over his genitals.

In Toronto, an entire mob of "queer" dudes paraded down the street in the nude.

At one "Pride" festival, a he/she/it in a spangly leotard struck sexual poses in front of the door of a church.

The NYC Pride festival was full of topless women dressed as men displaying their mastectomy scars, men showing off their prosthetic breasts, and people of indeterminate gender dressed in bondage gear, while a lesbian couple dressed as clergy held up a sign that read, "God is a dyke!"

And, lest anyone be bored with typical LGBTQ causes like men in leotards reading books to toddlers or advocating for castrating elementary school students, you can always join the Gays for Palestine and "Freedom For Iran!" protesters, who stump for Islamist regimes that oppress women and murder gay people (while railing against the "fascist" Trump administration, of course).

If someone could please explain to me how any of this has to do with "pride," I'm all ears.