An Allentown, Pennsylvania school employee has been placed under arrest and is facing charges after she allegedly channelled her inner Jussie Smolett, planted a noose on her own desk, and screamed “racism.”
"Social Justice Ambassador" and DEI advocate for Allentown School District LaTarsha Brown, 42, reported finding a noose on her desk at City Hall back in January, prompting an investigation. Local Black Lives Matter town criers immediately took to the streets with bullhorns, standing outside the Allentown City Hall and demanding “justice” and “action” for the alleged racist targeting of black employees.
In fact, here’s a local report from January, just so we know who exactly needs to scrub some egg off their race-baiting faces:
Flashback: LaTarsha Brown alleged on Jan. 10, 2025 someone placed a noose on her work desk at City Hall when police claim in actuality, Brown put the noose there herself. pic.twitter.com/p3NldWn2Zd
— SHO’NUFF (@IAMSHO_NUFF) March 24, 2025
Whoopsie.
As it turned out, evidence suggests Brown actually place the “noose” on her desk all by her lonesome in an effort to stage a hate crime. After initially demanding an investigation that involved taking DNA samples from every other employee in the building, Brown suddenly began asking for the whole issue to be dismissed - right around the time police asked her for a DNA sample to compare with the DNA found on the rope.
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Three guesses as to whose skin cells proved to be an exact match - I’m betting you’ll only need one. Let's check in with the Allentown police, shall we?
🚨JUST IN: Allentown employee charged with planting a noose at her desk and filing a false report
— Unlimited L's (@unlimited_ls) March 24, 2025
LaTarsha Brown, 42, was charged with making false reports and tampering with or fabricating evidence
Brown reported finding a noose on her desk at City Hall on January 10
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Brown has now been charged with making false reports and tampering with or fabricating evidence.
No word yet on whether the public or the city of Allentown will get an apology from all the professional protesters who accused them of being cross-burning bigots.