If this blog seems short, it’s because sometimes, a picture is worth a thousand words.
Or, in this case, an absolutely hilarious video.
In this week’s episode of Who Wants To Be a Moron, we have a group of self-righteous vegans who used their skinny, hemp-clad bodies to try to stop an 18-wheeler filled with pigs headed to an Ontario slaughterhouse. And suffice it to say, it didn't go as they'd planned.
“We’re standing here in front of Fearman Slaughterhouse, where 10,000 lives are taken daily - 10,000 animals slaughtered here for no more reason than the tastebuds of humans," a guy says in the undated video.
“Here we have a truck approaching,” he said, pointing to a truck rolling up to the intersection at the entrance to the plant. “We’re gonna stop this truck so that we can bear witness.”
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That’s a bold move, Cotton.
Vegan activists try to stop a truck 🤦♂️ pic.twitter.com/ejm0WnsDsv
— Clown World ™ 🤡 (@ClownWorld_) January 30, 2023
In case you didn't have your volume turned up, that was the sound of several plant-choppers screaming "Oh my god!" while diving out of the way of a trucker who clearly had no intention of stopping his multi-ton big rig for their mid-street temper tantrum.
Unfortunately, playing stupid games sometimes ends with winning stupid prizes. In 2020, a 65-year old activist was killed while standing in front of a pig transport truck turning into this same slaughterhouse, which has been the scene of near-constant protests by activists who claim to obstruct and "document" - and, in some cases, attempt to feed and water - animals being carted into the plant.
Fortunately, the idiots in this particular video only won the million-dollar Moron title, and not The Who Wants To Be a Grease Stain jackpot.
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Yet another example of VP Kamala Harris saying a lot of words that mean absolutely nothing. pic.twitter.com/wzsyUaENXq
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