Fmr. Bush Strategist Dowd: 'If Jesus Christ Were Alive Today, He Would be Called a Groomer'

Nick Kangadis | April 21, 2022
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Some people are stupid, and one of the people that proved it this week is former chief strategist for former President George W. Bush’s 2004 campaign Matthew Dowd.

The man who not long ago virtue signaled his way out of a failing bid for Lieutenant Governor of Texas, Dowd appeared on MSNBC on Wednesday and used his supposed faith to make excuses for people who like to speak sexually and teach sexuality around 5-year-olds.

Brace yourself, because you might either laugh your head off or steam might exit your ears from disbelief.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the genius that is Matthew Dowd:

If Jesus Christ was alive today, he would be called a groomer, he would be called woke and he would be called a socialist if he was alive today.

No, he literally said that. Don’t believe me? See for yourselves:


Someone on Twitter responded to a post of the clip of Dowd’s “genius” by quoting the Bible, specifically Luke 17:2.

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“It were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and he cast into the sea, than that he should offend one of these little ones,” the passage read, as printed in the King James Version of the Bible.

Dowd, in response to the blowback he no doubt received for his blasphemy, doubled down and justified his comments by celebrating that he made “white christian nationalists” angry.

Some people have been in D.C. so long that their brains eventually become soup. Add another to list with Dowd.