Sunday was apparently “International Asexuality Day,” (yes that’s an actual thing) where celibates get to publicly congratulate themselves because they… don’t desire sex with anyone. Whoopie.
According to its official website, "IAD is a coordinated worldwide campaign promoting the ace umbrella, including demisexual, grey-asexual and other ace identities." (And there’s a different color on the flag for each one!)
In other words, it’s another holiday created by narcissists for narcissists who are desperate to feel special by identifying with some made up, marginalized group. Like every other group of genital identitarians, their business must be EVERYONE’S.
If you question the absurdity of it, prepare for the internet mob to call for your head!
Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling minced no words on X, sarcastically wishing a “Happy International Fake Oppression Day to everyone who wants complete strangers to know they don't fancy a s--g.”
Happy International Fake Oppression Day to everyone who wants complete strangers to know they don't fancy a shag. pic.twitter.com/xkBhbWqP5z
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) April 6, 2025
One of her supporters complained there’s now a day for everything, to which Rowling joked that she wants an “International Bored Of This Sh*t day.”
I want an International Bored Of This Shit day.
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) April 6, 2025
But within moments, she unleashed an faceless army of outraged “aces” calling her a bigot and tagging her apparent “bosses” at Warner Brothers.
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“Thanks for demonstrating exactly why we need asexuality acceptance and awareness. F*ck you, Joanne!” shrieked one self-identified “queer” anarchist.
Thanks for demonstrating exactly why we need asexuality acceptance and awareness
— Ms. Quick🏳️⚧️(PLS RTWT📌) (@saucer938) April 6, 2025
Fuck you Joanne https://t.co/RG0vm8KoBZ
“In a world that demands and expects you to desire sex, it’s queer to say that you don’t,” whined another queer keyboard warrior who basically admitted the entire point is to feel different and cool.
In a world that demands and expects you to desire sex, it's queer to say that you don't.
— AGirlHasNoName20 (@barrelboss96) April 6, 2025
Open a fucking book and let people live in peace, you hag. https://t.co/yE3RMRFhv6
An “afro-indig[enous] Latinx adoptee” who is also an atheist Jew suffering autism chimed in to lecture Rowling that “asexual oppression” is “far from ‘fake.’”
Asexual oppression is far from “fake”.
— 🇵🇪🇳🇬 Isabella Scarlett 🏳️⚧️♿️✡️ (@IsabellaScar2) April 6, 2025
80% of Asexuals have experienced sexual violence
50% of Aces aren’t out to doctors & 20% say being out negatively impacted their care
Only 25% of Aces are out to friends
10% of Aces have been offered conversion therapy https://t.co/9Eqkxu8pnJ
But apparently, “asexuals” can still enjoy sex, according to a lovely self-proclaimed “cat lady” named Caroline who told Rowling to “go f*ck yourself.”
Happy go fuck yourself day then jk Rowling ✌🏻
— 𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖔𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖊 ✨ ❹ • ❶❽ • ❷❼ • ❸❶ (@carryfiasco) April 6, 2025
Sincerely, an asexual who enjoys a shag (who the fuck even still calls it that?) and actually bothers to learn about stuff before I spout off about it. https://t.co/gEYWofp0ps
She insisted she’s an “asexual,” but “enjoys a good shag.” If she drops that title, after all, she’d have no special group to identify with.
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