Dylan Mulvaney, the influencer who singlehandedly destroyed Bud Light, is celebrating his 1,000th day of pretending to be a woman by burning our eyes with another bizarre dance we didn’t need.
Dylan Mulvaney celebrates his day 1,000 of “girlhood.”
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“DID YOU HEAR? IT’S DAY 1,000TH!,” Mulvaney shrieked at a boat of confused strangers whom he floated past during a jacuzzi cruise ride.
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“IT’S DAY 1,000TH! OF GIRLHOOD! YEAAAAAH!” he shrieked again in his Tik Tok video, before dancing around scantily-clad in a bikini. Half naked, Mulvaney continued shaking his non-existent “woman” curves to the tune of his own song, “Days of Girlhood,” a cringey mockery that reduces women to a stereotype.
He proceeded to stick his flat man-butt into the camera, jiggling it - or, at least, trying to - in our faces.
“I have never felt more like a woman,” the man professed in a separate video posted to his Instagram page. “When I look in the mirror, there’s not a doubt that I am one,” he continued.
The ladyboy doth protest too much!
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