Man Gets The BEST Revenge On A Coworker Stealing His Wife’s Lunch

mrctvstaff | February 24, 2015

There is nothing worse than having someone steal your lunch at work. This story popped up on Reddit of how one man got his revenge after one of his wife’s coworkers kept stealing her lunches. He goes by the username Toastedchillies which will make sense once you read how he got revenge against this thief.

I’m a bit of a chilli head. Love my hot sauces. I also love to cook. I also cook my wife a delicious lunch each day, She kept complaining that someone was stealing her lunch every couple of days out of the fridge at work. So I made her some buffalo wings for lunch to put in the fridge. They are really popular with her colleagues, but I spiced them up just a little with some Blair’s 4am Reserve. (I note you are meant to dilute it with 1 drop per 5 litres of liquid.)

So I added a couple of drops of Blairs 4am Reserve per wing with nice dusting of Ghost chilli powder for good measure. I did eat a couple to make sure it didn’t kill anybody, they were real hot. Even cream doesn’t cut the heat: and Ghost chillies keep getting hotter for about 5 minutes.

Needless to say just before lunch, there was a shrill from the kitchen, a young male colleague decided to help himself the my wife’s lunch which was clearly marked with her name. He ran to the toilet and vomited over and over. Apparently the moans sounded like he was dying. My wife just sat there innocently pretending nothing was wrong. Needless to say she has not lost a single lunch since.

According to BroBible, Blair’s 4am Reserve (which you can read about here) is apparently one of the hottest — if not the hottest — hot sauces known to man. Think Tabasco is hot? Blair’s 4am Reserve is literally 7,476 times spicier than Tabasco, coming in at 16 million Scoville units.

Toastedchillies posted in the comments that the thief was one and a half wings in before he knew what happened to him, so his bathroom experience the next morning was probably almost as enjoyable. If you need further reason why you shouldn’t steal your coworker’s lunch, “unbearable rectal pain” should be pretty high up on the list.

Here’s a video of some brave soul sampling Blair’s 4am Reserve. Spoiler alert, it doesn’t work out so well for him.

 

 

H/T UPROXX