WH COVID Coordinator: God Gave Us Two Arms So We Could Get More Shots

Brittany M. Hughes | September 6, 2022
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If you ever wondered why humans have two arms, it apparently has nothing to do with climbing, balance, lifting, or the need for opposable thumbs. On the contrary: the reason the Divine Creator saw fit to gift us with two upper appendages is so Big Pharma could jab us full of virus-fighting concoctions at the behest of the government.

It’s true! In fact, Biden’s COVID Response Coordinator Ashish K. Jha suggested Tuesday that “God gave us two arms” so we could get a vaccine in each one.

“The good news is, you can get both your flu shot and COVID shot at the same time,” Jha said during a presser following the White House’s latest push to roll out an omicron-specific booster (which comes on top of the original two-dose vaccine regime and the two additional boosters the feds have already recommended).

“I really believe this is why God gave us two arms: one for the flu shot and the other one for the COVID shot,” he said.

Now, if you happen to be in the pro-jab camp and want sign up for a double-dose of inoculations at your local Walgreens, be my guest.

But I'm pretty sure that when the Good Lord finalized his design for humanity, it wasn't with Pfizer in mind.