REP MARK TAKANO (D-CA) (25 March 2013): I’m drawing inspiration from Lincoln. You know there’s a debate that the famous Lincoln Douglas debates you know they had and it was over the institution of…
STEPHANIE MILLER (15 March 2013): By the way, your son had a birthday. He’s one I heard. JOHN FUGELSANG: He’s one years old yeah yeah, we’re hoping he comes out as gay. We’re really hoping.…
STEPHANIE MILLER (15 March 2013): Yeah I mean Ted Cruz, what a what a douche nozzle, really. JIM WARD: Turns out there are not 205 communists in the State Department. STEPHANIE MILLER: No.CHRIS…
[After parody of I left My Heart in SF plays]JIM WARD singing (12:08): I left my lung in Argentina.STEPHANIE MILLER: Ha ha. He did he left his lung in Argentina. CHRIS LAVOIE: He did. STEPHANIE…
ED SCHULTZ (14 March 2013): Hope you watched the Ed Show last night on msnbc eight o’ clock eastern, good to have you with us. Tonight will be our final show in that timeslot as there will be a…
STEPHANIE MILLER (13 March 2013): All right you guys can debate Laura Ingraham orgasm just in honor of me you know being so many spaces above her.[Co-host Lavoie and Ward make whining and moaning…
PETER OGBURN (13 March 2013): Bill I’ve got the smoke cam up right now, the Vatican smoke cam a live static shot of the chimney on top of the Vatican. As of right now it is inactive.BILL PRESS: Oh…
SAM STEIN, HUFFINGTON POST (11 MARCH 2013): Listen, I have no problem with president and all the campaign advisers and all the Obama advisers speaking in front of this group. It is a grass-roots…
ED SCHULTZ (08 March 2013): We've added 36 months of private-sector job growth. We're at a total of 6.4 million jobs added since we were in the toilet, a very solid sign that the economy is moving…
[Caller rips Ed Schultz to shreds on drone issue]CALLER (07 March 2013): Hey, regarding drones, you suddenly sound like a neo-conservative, so I googled 'unmanned aerial systems,' otherwise known…
BILL PRESS (07 March 2013): I hate to pop your bubble, but here’s something we have to remember, President Obama is not going to be in the White House forever, okay there’s going to be someone…
DR CHARLES OGLETREE (06 March 2013): I think it’s worth noting yesterday we lost the President and the leader of Venezuela, Hugo Chavez and I know there’s been some conversation about that and…
STEPHANIE MILLER (05 March 2013): The pressure of the sequestration has finally made John Boehner crack.JIM WARD: muttering imitating a drunken Boehner. STEPAHANIE MILLER: Peace Lake Ohio. I mean…
[So much for the bitter white guy theory, as Sharpton & friends abruptly discover]
[Traditional leftist Cornel West vs establishment Obama apologist Alice Rivlin duke it out over whether the economy is really "fixed"] CORNEL WEST: How do you get at the one percent owning 38…
THOM HARTMANN (26 Feb 2013): I believe in a regulated capitalist economy and a democratic socialist government, which is pretty much what we had from the 1940s until the 1980s.
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MIKE PAPANTONIO (28 Feb 2013): Let me just tell you something, go back and look at the history of Scalia. This guy's grandfather was head of the New York Fascist Party, I'm not making that, head…
SCHULTZ (27 February 2013): It's strange to parallel these stories but I'm going to do it. The National Football League is asking prospects at their annual combine if they're gay. NFL prospect…
MIKE MALLOY (28 Feb 2013) I have an interest in seeing the entire Republican party DIE. I mean, on their backs, their little squiggly legs up in the air, I want to see the Republican Party dead!…
STEPHANIE MILLER (26 Feb 2013): Here’s my major concerns about the sequestration okay number one stock up on meat now, it might not be available for long. The food safety and inspection service…
TAVIS SMILEY (24 Feb 2013): So, you are in Pennsylvania right now and folk just down the road from you discovered that President Obama has been the least responsive Democratic President, those are…
JUAN WILLIAMS (20 Feb 2013) (after Geraldo refers to his possible Senate run): Go, Geraldo, go! GERALDO RIVERA: You like that idea, Juan?JUAN WILLIAMS: Yeah, because --GERALDO RIVERA: You think…
ED SCHULTZ (20 Feb 2013): We were talking about how we view the media and whatnot and he says, you know, we all have our tribes. And that may be true, but I don't have my own set of facts. And I…
RANDI RHODES (20 Feb 2013) (regarding man who slapped crying toddler on a plane): If the man had been from Florida, he probably would have eaten the baby's face. This is the way we - you know,…
BILL PRESS (20 February 2013): So Nancy where did the sequester come from? Whose idea was it? Was it really President Obama’s idea as the Republicans claim?NANCY COOK: Sure.BILL PRESS: What are…