Let’s hope the troop withdrawals from Iraq go more smoothly than the ones at American Idol. Let’s hope Chelsea’s marriage lasts longer than this year’s campaign promises. Let’s hope the Chevy…
Be vigilant, citizen! Learn how to spot the difference between an illegal immigrant and a normal-looking American like Lady Gaga! Uncle Jay tries to explain what the immigration conflagration is…
It’s a rerun, only worse! It’s last week’s singing episode, but now with Youtube’s new computer-generated captions. How’s the accuracy? About as accurate as your average news report. Yeah,…
SPECIAL SINGING EPISODE! Iceland’s volcano? That’s nothing like the coming eruption over a new Supreme Court nominee. Uncle Jay prepares you for the left’s/the right’s strong support/strong…
The patient survived! Amazing, considering that half of the surgeons were trying to pull the plug all through the operation. Uncle Jay explains it all!
President Obama heads out on the road, March Madness heads out to the courts, the Census heads out to the mailboxes, and Congress has its heads up the usual places. Uncle Jay explains it all,…
There go the Olympics, here come the Oscars! It’s almost enough to make us forget about earthquakes, snow and other major disasters, like health care reform. Dude, it’s hard to explain, but…
America asks: was that attack on the IRS a crime or actual terrorism? China asks the same question about the Dalai Lama’s White House visit. Tiger asks if the media will ever leave him alone…
Presidents Day, Memorial Day, Labor Day, etc. On these holidays, America shows its deep respect. With deep discounts! Uncle Jay takes a holiday from the regular news to explain our multi-…
That was exciting: a lightning-fast turnaround, a swift rush forward, and suddenly all the barriers are broken! But enough about your Toyota … how about them Saints! Uncle Jay explains it all…
Steve Jobs said: “Here’s my Change and Hope!” President Obama said: “Here’s my Service Pak 2.0!” Judge Alito said: “What a load of app!” Uncle Jay says: “There’s an explanation for that…
Choosing the lifestyle that is right for you is important, not sticking to it is something different.
Beer can be good for you, but in the wrong hands it can ruin it for people.
Keep a clean house, because you never know when company will stop by for a beer.
Sgt. Joe Friday and Ofcr. Bill Gannon talk to Barack Obama about change.
Ted Kennedy may have been the Lion of the Senate, but it hasn’t been Hakuna Matata there for a long time. Can’t health care just be re-mastered, like Beatles songs? Uncle Jay explains it all,…
Woodstock! Charlie Manson! With all this summer nostalgia in the news, there’s almost no time for people to accuse Obama of being Hitler! Join the crowds at those “WWE Town Meetings” as Uncle…
Happy Birthday Mr. President, even though you were really born on the International Space Station with the covert help of those who shot JFK from the off-site branch of Area 51beneath Loch Ness.…