How’s your March Madness going? Will Libya be a slam-dunk, or are you betting on overtime? Japan’s team is giving it everything, but the heat is intense! Oh, yeah, there’s some basketball…
The madness isn’t just on the court. No, the game is hot between the Mighty Qadaffy Ducks and the Ragtag Rebels, with the Krazy Koalitions running interference. Uncle Jay can barely fit in…
Only in the news could the loss of your job and your kids in one week be called “winning.” Or saying that the people overthrowing your country all “love” you. Or that shutting down the…
Egypt’s president probably missed the Super Bowl, as he was busy protecting his end zone. A shame he missed the halftime show’s surprise appearance by Ronald Reagan, plus the surprise lyrics by…
In Cairo they’re singing, “Walk Like An Egyptian, But Pick Up The Pace If There’s Tear Gas.” Looks like they’re set to repeal President Mubarak’s job-killing killing. Uncle Jay explains, plus…
Halloween and the midterm elections are coming, and we all know which is more frightening. Uncle Jay can’t help being nervous, but he’s not nearly as nervous as some politicians. Soon, they…
The First Amendment says speech is free, but Juan Williams just made it pay! The Amendment also says assembly is free, but won’t Jon Stewart’s rally have lots of bills? And Clarence Thomas…
Sometimes the news will occasionally … hope you can handle this … get things wrong. How is this possible from such dedicated professionals? Uncle Jay explains how the news screws up now and…
Let’s hope the troop withdrawals from Iraq go more smoothly than the ones at American Idol. Let’s hope Chelsea’s marriage lasts longer than this year’s campaign promises. Let’s hope the Chevy…
Pro-Life Unity is on the spot once again as a Pastor, Rev. Patrick Mahoney, is arrested for praying on a public sidewalk in front of Planned Parenthood in Washington D.C.. Watch as the officers…
Be vigilant, citizen! Learn how to spot the difference between an illegal immigrant and a normal-looking American like Lady Gaga! Uncle Jay tries to explain what the immigration conflagration is…
It’s a rerun, only worse! It’s last week’s singing episode, but now with Youtube’s new computer-generated captions. How’s the accuracy? About as accurate as your average news report. Yeah,…
SPECIAL SINGING EPISODE! Iceland’s volcano? That’s nothing like the coming eruption over a new Supreme Court nominee. Uncle Jay prepares you for the left’s/the right’s strong support/strong…
The patient survived! Amazing, considering that half of the surgeons were trying to pull the plug all through the operation. Uncle Jay explains it all!
President Obama heads out on the road, March Madness heads out to the courts, the Census heads out to the mailboxes, and Congress has its heads up the usual places. Uncle Jay explains it all,…
There go the Olympics, here come the Oscars! It’s almost enough to make us forget about earthquakes, snow and other major disasters, like health care reform. Dude, it’s hard to explain, but…
America asks: was that attack on the IRS a crime or actual terrorism? China asks the same question about the Dalai Lama’s White House visit. Tiger asks if the media will ever leave him alone…
Presidents Day, Memorial Day, Labor Day, etc. On these holidays, America shows its deep respect. With deep discounts! Uncle Jay takes a holiday from the regular news to explain our multi-…
That was exciting: a lightning-fast turnaround, a swift rush forward, and suddenly all the barriers are broken! But enough about your Toyota … how about them Saints! Uncle Jay explains it all…
Steve Jobs said: “Here’s my Change and Hope!” President Obama said: “Here’s my Service Pak 2.0!” Judge Alito said: “What a load of app!” Uncle Jay says: “There’s an explanation for that…
Ted Kennedy may have been the Lion of the Senate, but it hasn’t been Hakuna Matata there for a long time. Can’t health care just be re-mastered, like Beatles songs? Uncle Jay explains it all,…
Woodstock! Charlie Manson! With all this summer nostalgia in the news, there’s almost no time for people to accuse Obama of being Hitler! Join the crowds at those “WWE Town Meetings” as Uncle…
Happy Birthday Mr. President, even though you were really born on the International Space Station with the covert help of those who shot JFK from the off-site branch of Area 51beneath Loch Ness.…