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WATCH: Fauci vs. PETA: Battle of the Braindead - Things That Need To Be Said

(Writer's Note: Things That Need To Be Said will be on hiatus for two weeks, because even I need a vacation once in a while.) Welcome back…

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PETA Says You Shouldn't Refer to Your Pet as a 'Pet': 'This Implies That Animals Are a Possession'

Just when you think people couldn’t possibly get any dumber, PETA is there to say, ‘Hold my beer.’ Senior media officer for the always wacky People…