danjoseph | September 16, 2016
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danjoseph | September 14, 2016
Nelly is in trouble! You remember Nelly, right? The rap superstar from the late 90s who graced us with the hits “Hot In Here” and “Country Grammar?” No? Okay. Let me familiarize you with Nelly's genius. Here is a cover version of one of his hit songs as preformed by a college a cappella group: Happy? Alright, on to the story. Nelly has found himself in a bit of trouble with the taxman.…
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danjoseph | September 13, 2016
Joe Torres, an anchorman with an ABC affiliate in New York, accidentally announced that Hilary Clinton had died during a broadcast Monday night.  The report was obviously a slip of the tongue, as the reporter went on to describe that the candidate's doctor had revealed that Hillary had been diagnosed with pneumonia. But, still.  Hat Tip: Mike Opelka
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danjoseph | September 13, 2016
Retired fertility doctor Donald Cline is accused of using his own sperm to impregnate women from the late 1970s to mid-1980s, instead of using the typical practice of using donated sperm. Cline allegedly confessed to families that he used his own sperm multiple times when his Indianapolis clinic was short on donor samples.  The suspicion that Cline was not following standard sperm donation…
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danjoseph | September 12, 2016
In a presidential election cycle marked by a great deal of dissatisfaction with the two major party candidates, many Americans are looking for another option. While the Media Research Center does not endorse or promote ANY candidate, we did obtain an interview with Darrell Castle, the presidential nominee for the Constitution Party. Voters in 48 states will have the option of voting for him on…
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danjoseph | September 8, 2016
An arrest warrant has been issued for Green Party presidential nominee Jill Stein. Stein was charged with trespassing and criminal mischief after she allegedly spray-painted construction equipment during a Dakota Access Pipeline protest. The construction of the North Dakota-based pipeline has become a popular protest target among environmental protesters who believe that the pipeline is…
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danjoseph | September 6, 2016
Rapper and businessman Sean “Diddy” Combs (previously known as “Puff Daddy,” and “P. Diddy”) said he believes the president has “shortchanged” the black community. In an interview with Al Sharpton on MSNBC, Combs, who was a supporter of Obama in 2008, said, “I mean my number one thing though, to be honest, is black people. I feel like like we put President Obama in the White House. And when…
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danjoseph | September 6, 2016
Remember the Chia Pet? The late '80s phenomenon that allowed first time gardeners grow their own sprouts so that they resembled an animal's fur? Well, in recent years, Chia has gotten political. In 2009, they released a Chia Obama. If you applied the Chia seeds to Chia Obama’s head, in a few days he would sprout a luxurious head of green hair. Chia Obama must have been a marketing success…
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danjoseph | September 6, 2016
Actor and comedian Chevy Chase has checked into a rehab facility in Minnesota to receive treatment for an alcohol problem. According to the star’s publicist, Chase checked himself in for what she calls a "tuneup" in his recovery from various addictions. The 72-year-old actor has struggled with addiction for several decades. In 1980, he checked into the Betty Ford clinic to receive treatment…