Dad: All right. Here we are. Ready for your first gay coffee shop?
Kenny: I was born ready. In this case, literally. I'm not ready. I mean, this is my first time in the gay part of town. What if they judge me? Am I wearing the right outfit? Should I have hit the gym before? Is there a gym inside the coffee shop? Um...hello? Come on! I know I'm hotter than a 3.14159!
Dad: This is it? There's not even any wordplay on the menu. Oh, I picked the wrong place, didn't I?
Kenny: This is what I have always wanted -- a place where I'm not the odd man out. No. This is perfect.
Dad: It is? So I did good?
Kenny: Yeah. You did great.
Dad: I mean, seriously, no "Chai me a river"? It's right there!
I mean, seriously. Who hasn’t has the trip to the gay coffee bar with his dad.
Though, I must say, I have wanted to “Chai Me a River” quite a few times during this first season of The O’Neals. Seriously, nothing is sacred on this show, a show completely and totally geared to the self-obsessed world of a gay teenager.