A Few Suggestions to Replace the Queer Crossdressing Rapper At the Halftime Show

Brittany M. Hughes | October 1, 2025
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The NFL announced this week that this year’s Super Bowl halftime show would be headlined by Bad Bunny, a queer, Puerto Rican rapper who likes wearing dresses and makeup, whose songs are entirely in Spanish, and who recently canceled his U.S. tour in protest of ICE.

And for some reason a lot of NFL fans aren’t happy about it. Can’t imagine why.

So I’ve taken it upon myself to come up with a list of better options, in case the NFL is looking to increase their ratings.