It takes about three seconds of watching pro-Palestine "protests" on college campuses across America to know we aren't exactly dealing with the sharpest tools in the national shed. So far this week alone, we've seen activists claim they're dying of starvation and thirst because their university won't provide them with "humanitarian aid" like vegan food and bottled water, then whine that they can't study for finals after barricading themselves inside campus buildings. Others have claimed they've faced "life threatening assaults" from counterprotestors and blamed the police - police who these same protesters have called to defund - for not protecting them.
From campus crybabies holding up "queers for Palestine" signs to Ilhan Omar's daughter saying she was hit with "chemical weapons" (it was fart spray), it's clear the Pampers Party is sporting fewer collective IQ points than a swarm of fruit flies, here.
But this scene here might take the cake: it's a handful of protesters armed with face masks and shields made out of cut-up plastic garbage cans attempting to take down a line of armed cops. It turns out about how you'd expect, and it's glorious.
Behold:
The best and brightest. pic.twitter.com/wOV6MWcxif
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It turns out the most dangerous thing about these protesters is their stupidity. Unfortunately for the country, that might be the deadliest weapon of them all.
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This dump was left behind by UCLA Pro-Hamas protestors. pic.twitter.com/SkMbt4Icip