According to this, eating sandwiches is now killing the planet.
Seriously. I can’t make this stuff up.
Apparently, researchers in the U.K. have declared that sandwiches – you know, pieces of deli meat shoved between two halves of a ciabatta, the normal kind – are causing the oceans to rise and people to die and baby seals to be clubbed over the head. Or something. From the News Atlas'…
If you’re a waiter at a California Applebee’s who dares offer your customers a plastic straw to go with their size-regulated soft drink, that mere thoughtful gesture might soon net you jail time and/or a $1,000 fine under the Golden State’s latest proposed law.
In an effort to prevent the (apparently) impending environmental apocalypse caused by eight-inch drinking aids the size of a pencil,…
I’m not usually a “sources say” kind of reporter, but this one’s too good to hold back.
Planned Parenthood President Cecile Richards is reportedly planning to abdicate her position as the leader of America’s largest death cult, according to a report Wednesday morning. And while her alleged resignation heralds the end of more than a decade of increased bloodshed by the abortion giant, it remains…
A Newsweek Pakistan editor has been forced to apologize after sparking outrage on Twitter Tuesday by claiming that child sex abuse “sometimes leads to great art.”
Newsweek Pakistan editor Fasih Ahmed lit up the Twittersphere yesterday with what’s potentially the most poorly constructed and atrocious tweet in social media history (which has since, of course, been deleted):
It’s not clear…
According to a new report compiled by U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services and handed over to Senate Judiciary Committee Chuck Grassley, more than 500 illegal alien "Dreamers" who’ve had their DACA benefits repealed due to criminal and/or gang involvement are still at large in the United States.
Ready to hand out those amnesty tickets yet?
Here’s a quick breakdown, in case you need…
Fresh from putting a truckload of icepacks on the burn he’s surely suffering after being the first to blink during the Great Government Showdown Shutdown of 2018, Sen. Chuck Schumer is reportedly withdrawing his offer to support funding for Trump’s border wall – the latest in a series of back-and-forths by the Democratic minority leader on immigration and border security.
From POLITICO:
Chuck…
In a snarky article nearly as ridiculous as its subject matter, Glamour Magazine praised a Twitter user who, suffering from a severe lack of anything better to do, actually sat down and edited out all the scenes from “Saving Private Ryan” that included men.
Being that it’s a World War II combat film, that’s…yeah, pretty much all of it.
Internet Hero Edited Out All the Men in 'Saving Private…
So I guess it’s official, if it weren’t before. The left thinks it’s more important to protect illegal aliens who knowingly violate the law than support our troops in uniform who are overseas defending our freedom.
Make no mistake: the left owned this shutdown hook, line and sinker. And if they pull the same crap in two weeks, they’ll own it again.
At this point in time, saying that the media is in the tank for liberals is kind of like saying that water is wet. If there were a World's Big Book of Duh, it would be right there in black and white, next to "the sky is blue."
Meanwhile, building a nice cozy summer home in Opposite Land, there’s MSNBC's Joy Reid, who hilariously claimed on Monday that there’s “nothing so predictable as media…
You know how the country is actually doing really well, even thought the media doesn’t want you to know about it? Like stock market surges, tumbling unemployment, that kind of thing?
If not, and you’ve fallen victim to the media blackout of All Things Successful, here’s a quick summary from Yours Truly:
Of course, the debate over exactly which president gets the credit for all this economic…