Police Searching For Man Who Defecated on 19 Cars

danjoseph | March 11, 2015

They're calling him the "Bowel Movement Bandit" and Akron police are on the hunt for him. That's him in a picture that someone took of him in action.

Officers say that the man has defecated on nineteen cars, all parked in driveways and strikes between 5:30 and 6:30 am.

So far the mystery pooper has proven quite elusive, but one way or the other it would appear that the citizens of Akron have quite a mess on their hands.  And some of them have an even worse mess on their cars.