In an odd turn of events that surely astounded dispatchers, two drug dealers were carting 20 pounds of marijuana into Idaho when they suddenly felt paranoid about being caught. Apparently, they thought they were surrounded by law enforcement officers driving civilian vehicles who were driving around them “like a bunch of jack wagons.”
They put a call in to Madison County officials and said, despite no one having any clue of their illicit dealings, “We’re the two dumb asses that got caught trying to bring ‘some stuff’ through your border.”
“I’d just like you guys to end it. If you could help me out with that, we would like to just get on with it.”
Just listen to it for yourself. It’s the only chance you have at understanding any of this.