Coop: Hey, everyone, let's gather for the preshow prayer.
Cam: Ooh! Kind of like Madonna and her backup dancers.
Coop: Mr. Mitchell, would you like to join us?
Mitch: Oh, IâŠ
Coop: Hey, everyone, let's gather for the preshow prayer.
Cam: Ooh! Kind of like Madonna and her backup dancers.
Coop: Mr. Mitchell, would you like to join us?
Mitch: Oh, IâŠ
Very little needs to be said about Sunday nightâs edition of âI Am Cait,â other than the fact that the ratings must be every bit as bad as reported if the producers felt the need to pull thisâŠ
So quite possibly the worst idea in the history of foreign relations happened on a show modeling itself after Hillary Clinton.
On Sunday nightâs episode of Madam Secretary, better known onâŠ
Sean: Did anybody in our family come through Ellis Island?
Linda: Sean's doing an immigration project for school.
Sean: I can speak for myself, Mom.
Dad: Hey, she knowsâŠ
Blue Bloods dipped the proverbial toe in the dangerous waters of immigration and border wall building on Friday night, on an episode titled âBlast From the Past.â
Early in the show,âŠ
So, just when you thought network television couldnât mangle the sanctity of the American family any furtherâŠI give you NBCâs Heartbeat, a show about a female doctor who essentially sleeps withâŠ
Son: Oh, there it is. Show me the puddin'.
Grandma: Oh, is that my favorite?
Mom: Bread-and-butter pudding. It sure is.
Dad: Oh, Agnes. I thought I was your favorite?âŠ
So, because I apparently wronged God at some point, I was tasked with watching the worst television show ever Tuesday night. Â You know it as The Real OâNeals.
On an episode titled, âTheâŠ
Jerrod: Oh, come on, are-are you really mad at me right now, Maxine?
Maxine: Yes. The only reason that your parents are suspicious of their neighbors is because they're Muslim.
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Profiling was the topic du jour on Sunday nightâs edition of The Carmichael Show, on an episode titled âNew Neighbors.â When spying, from the front room window, on the new neighbors moving inâŠ
The Real OâNeals continued their weekly, televised Jihad against the Catholic faith this week. Except, this time with a twist. Instead of making the entire show about the main character, Kenny (âŠ
So, The Fosters decided to give up on their 8-10 episode run of trying to be a real drama, complete with compelling story lines and witty dialogue, and instead reverted back to what they do best:âŠ
It turns out a TV show actually exists out there that presents topics near-and-dear to the heart of radical leftists --and yet!-- does it in a humorous way that leaves you not feeling nauseous.âŠ
Because Kenny is pretty recently out of the closet and doesnât know the âwaysâ of gay dating yet, his brother suggests they watch gay porn. Together:
Jimmy: There are a lot of categoriesâŠ
Have I mentioned that The Real OâNeals is the worst show on television? If I havenât, donât worry. Iâll show it to you.
Tuesday nightâs edition of the ABC sitcom, titled âThe Real SpringâŠ
A weird thing happened on Sundayâs edition of E! Channelâs I Am Cait, titled âPartner Upâ. Okay, let me rephrase that. An exceptionally weird thing happened on Sundayâs edition of I Am Cait, asâŠ
A lot happens in this scene. So, itâs a little long. But worth it:
Maxine: Jerrod and I had a sexual accident.
Joe: Did you pull something, son? 'Cause I told you, you got toâŠ
Sunday nightâs edition of The Carmichael Show, titled âPerfect Storm,' wasted no time paddling the shallow waters of post-sex sitcom pillow talk. Instead, after realizing they had a âsexualâŠ
According to ABC, racism is funny, so long as youâre making fun of white people. Wednesday nightâs episode of Blackish, titled âAny Given Saturday,â was filmed as a video documentary by littleâŠ
Take note of the flag in the middle of the display just over the principalâs shoulder. Kind of an odd flag to have as your centerpiece in this supposedly hostile Catholic environment, right?âŠ
The show that seems to exist only to shame and smear the Catholic faith continued itâs unfunny, zero depth nosedive into crazy on Tuesday night. This week The Real OâNeals took aim at CatholicâŠ
>> Kate: The other day on the bus, I was a smartass. I said to myself, "Oh, I know Caitlyn's a Republican. Let's see if we can get a rise out of her." And I said, "Hey, Caitlyn..." >âŠ
>> Caitlyn: Tell me one good thing she's done. >> Zackary: Where is this anger coming from? You seem like you're really angry about this. >> Caitlyn: It's so upsetting to me toâŠ
Take a bus ride, they said. Weâll even pay for transsexuals to pose as your friends they said. Itâll be fun, they said!
Well, the national tour of Bruce Jenner and his/her merry band ofâŠ