Mitch: Hey, Dex, do you mind if I make a personal observation?
Dex: If it's about my hips, blame my mother.
Mitch: No, no. It's -- It's about the song that you sang yesterday. It…
Mitch: Hey, Dex, do you mind if I make a personal observation?
Dex: If it's about my hips, blame my mother.
Mitch: No, no. It's -- It's about the song that you sang yesterday. It…
Coop: Hey, everyone, let's gather for the preshow prayer.
Cam: Ooh! Kind of like Madonna and her backup dancers.
Coop: Mr. Mitchell, would you like to join us?
Mitch: Oh, I…
Very little needs to be said about Sunday night’s edition of ‘I Am Cait,” other than the fact that the ratings must be every bit as bad as reported if the producers felt the need to pull this…
So quite possibly the worst idea in the history of foreign relations happened on a show modeling itself after Hillary Clinton.
On Sunday night’s episode of Madam Secretary, better known on…
Sean: Did anybody in our family come through Ellis Island?
Linda: Sean's doing an immigration project for school.
Sean: I can speak for myself, Mom.
Dad: Hey, she knows…
Blue Bloods dipped the proverbial toe in the dangerous waters of immigration and border wall building on Friday night, on an episode titled ‘Blast From the Past.’
Early in the show,…
So, just when you thought network television couldn’t mangle the sanctity of the American family any further…I give you NBC’s Heartbeat, a show about a female doctor who essentially sleeps with…
Son: Oh, there it is. Show me the puddin'.
Grandma: Oh, is that my favorite?
Mom: Bread-and-butter pudding. It sure is.
Dad: Oh, Agnes. I thought I was your favorite?…
So, because I apparently wronged God at some point, I was tasked with watching the worst television show ever Tuesday night. You know it as The Real O’Neals.
On an episode titled, ‘The…
Jerrod: Oh, come on, are-are you really mad at me right now, Maxine?
Maxine: Yes. The only reason that your parents are suspicious of their neighbors is because they're Muslim.
…
Profiling was the topic du jour on Sunday night’s edition of The Carmichael Show, on an episode titled ‘New Neighbors.’ When spying, from the front room window, on the new neighbors moving in…
The Real O’Neals continued their weekly, televised Jihad against the Catholic faith this week. Except, this time with a twist. Instead of making the entire show about the main character, Kenny (…
So, The Fosters decided to give up on their 8-10 episode run of trying to be a real drama, complete with compelling story lines and witty dialogue, and instead reverted back to what they do best:…
It turns out a TV show actually exists out there that presents topics near-and-dear to the heart of radical leftists --and yet!-- does it in a humorous way that leaves you not feeling nauseous.…
Because Kenny is pretty recently out of the closet and doesn’t know the “ways” of gay dating yet, his brother suggests they watch gay porn. Together:
Jimmy: There are a lot of categories…
Have I mentioned that The Real O’Neals is the worst show on television? If I haven’t, don’t worry. I’ll show it to you.
Tuesday night’s edition of the ABC sitcom, titled ‘The Real Spring…
A weird thing happened on Sunday’s edition of E! Channel’s I Am Cait, titled ‘Partner Up’. Okay, let me rephrase that. An exceptionally weird thing happened on Sunday’s edition of I Am Cait, as…
A lot happens in this scene. So, it’s a little long. But worth it:
Maxine: Jerrod and I had a sexual accident.
Joe: Did you pull something, son? 'Cause I told you, you got to…
Sunday night’s edition of The Carmichael Show, titled ‘Perfect Storm,' wasted no time paddling the shallow waters of post-sex sitcom pillow talk. Instead, after realizing they had a “sexual…
According to ABC, racism is funny, so long as you’re making fun of white people. Wednesday night’s episode of Blackish, titled ‘Any Given Saturday,’ was filmed as a video documentary by little…
Take note of the flag in the middle of the display just over the principal’s shoulder. Kind of an odd flag to have as your centerpiece in this supposedly hostile Catholic environment, right?…
The show that seems to exist only to shame and smear the Catholic faith continued it’s unfunny, zero depth nosedive into crazy on Tuesday night. This week The Real O’Neals took aim at Catholic…
>> Kate: The other day on the bus, I was a smartass. I said to myself, "Oh, I know Caitlyn's a Republican. Let's see if we can get a rise out of her." And I said, "Hey, Caitlyn..." >…
>> Caitlyn: Tell me one good thing she's done. >> Zackary: Where is this anger coming from? You seem like you're really angry about this. >> Caitlyn: It's so upsetting to me to…