>> Candis: âPresidential hopeful Ted Cruz worried transgendered kids might molest his daughters in the shower."Â
>> Kate: Holy (bleep).Â
>> Candis: "TheâŠ
>> Candis: âPresidential hopeful Ted Cruz worried transgendered kids might molest his daughters in the shower."Â
>> Kate: Holy (bleep).Â
>> Candis: "TheâŠ
Dad: All right. Here we are. Ready for your first gay coffee shop?
Kenny: I was born ready. In this case, literally. I'm not ready. I mean, this is my first time in the gay part of town.âŠ
To say that my hate for ABCâs The Real OâNeals burns with the heat of a thousand suns, would beâŠwellâŠan accurate statement. Tuesday nightâs episode, titled âThe Real Book Club,â is a good exampleâŠ
A lawyer versed in LGBT adoptions informs Candis that he/she must disclose the fact that he/she is Trans to the birth mother. The birth mother will have the power to veto the adoption if sheâs notâŠ
Because this series is running out of ways to completely gross out and mortify what few, very few, remaining viewers they have left, this weekâs showing of I Am Cait, titled âKiss and Make Up,ââŠ
Feminism and lesbian weddings were on the docket for Wednesday nightâs showing of Blackish. ButâŠon second thoughtâŠit was a lot more about feminism.
In an episode titled âJohnson &âŠ
Mitch: What is that noise?
Cam: Let me remind you that it's been weeks since we've had a tenant up there.
Mitch: So you rented it to a rock band?
Cam: A Christian rock bandâŠ
Mitch: Hey, Dex, do you mind if I make a personal observation?
Dex: If it's about my hips, blame my mother.
Mitch: No, no. It's -- It's about the song that you sang yesterday. ItâŠ
Coop: Hey, everyone, let's gather for the preshow prayer.
Cam: Ooh! Kind of like Madonna and her backup dancers.
Coop: Mr. Mitchell, would you like to join us?
Mitch: Oh, IâŠ
Very little needs to be said about Sunday nightâs edition of âI Am Cait,â other than the fact that the ratings must be every bit as bad as reported if the producers felt the need to pull thisâŠ
So quite possibly the worst idea in the history of foreign relations happened on a show modeling itself after Hillary Clinton.
On Sunday nightâs episode of Madam Secretary, better known onâŠ
Sean: Did anybody in our family come through Ellis Island?
Linda: Sean's doing an immigration project for school.
Sean: I can speak for myself, Mom.
Dad: Hey, she knowsâŠ
Blue Bloods dipped the proverbial toe in the dangerous waters of immigration and border wall building on Friday night, on an episode titled âBlast From the Past.â
Early in the show,âŠ
So, just when you thought network television couldnât mangle the sanctity of the American family any furtherâŠI give you NBCâs Heartbeat, a show about a female doctor who essentially sleeps withâŠ
Son: Oh, there it is. Show me the puddin'.
Grandma: Oh, is that my favorite?
Mom: Bread-and-butter pudding. It sure is.
Dad: Oh, Agnes. I thought I was your favorite?âŠ
So, because I apparently wronged God at some point, I was tasked with watching the worst television show ever Tuesday night. Â You know it as The Real OâNeals.
On an episode titled, âTheâŠ
Jerrod: Oh, come on, are-are you really mad at me right now, Maxine?
Maxine: Yes. The only reason that your parents are suspicious of their neighbors is because they're Muslim.
âŠ
Profiling was the topic du jour on Sunday nightâs edition of The Carmichael Show, on an episode titled âNew Neighbors.â When spying, from the front room window, on the new neighbors moving inâŠ
The Real OâNeals continued their weekly, televised Jihad against the Catholic faith this week. Except, this time with a twist. Instead of making the entire show about the main character, Kenny (âŠ
So, The Fosters decided to give up on their 8-10 episode run of trying to be a real drama, complete with compelling story lines and witty dialogue, and instead reverted back to what they do best:âŠ
It turns out a TV show actually exists out there that presents topics near-and-dear to the heart of radical leftists --and yet!-- does it in a humorous way that leaves you not feeling nauseous.âŠ
Because Kenny is pretty recently out of the closet and doesnât know the âwaysâ of gay dating yet, his brother suggests they watch gay porn. Together:
Jimmy: There are a lot of categoriesâŠ
Have I mentioned that The Real OâNeals is the worst show on television? If I havenât, donât worry. Iâll show it to you.
Tuesday nightâs edition of the ABC sitcom, titled âThe Real SpringâŠ
A weird thing happened on Sundayâs edition of E! Channelâs I Am Cait, titled âPartner Upâ. Okay, let me rephrase that. An exceptionally weird thing happened on Sundayâs edition of I Am Cait, asâŠ