Take a bus ride, they said. We’ll even pay for transsexuals to pose as your friends they said. It’ll be fun, they said!
Well, the national tour of Bruce Jenner and his/her merry band of liberal fascists/LGBT activists hit a bump in the road this week, as once again they decide to delve into politics. This time, though, the girls (?) try to gang up on Jenner and put him (?) in his place.
Just…
Joe: You kids work it out?
Amber: We're so afraid of cheating on each other that we'll never take each other for granted.
Jerrod: Yeah. Neither of us cheated today. And that's all we can ask for.
Bobby: Man, relationships are bleak.
Joe: Now I don't understand what's going on. Is this one of these young people things like believing that Bernie Sanders is a viable candidate?
Awesome.…
Not a ton to dive into here. But any time you find a network primetime show that, though predictably biased, also picks at both sides and is actually funny, then credit is due.
On Wednesday night’s preview episode of NBC’s comedy The Carmichael Show, titled ‘Everybody Cheats,’ politicians and presidential politics found themselves in the crosshairs. Just not the politicians or candidates that…
Waitress: Two vegan raw apple pies.
Ricky: Thanks.
Waitress: Enjoy.
Kenny: Ugh. Whoever called this apple pie is a liar. It's like someone sneezed in my mouth. Um, so, your parents -- they're -- they're cool with you being gay and vegan and getting petitions signed in parking lots?
Ricky: Yeah, my parents live in a tree. Yours?
Kenny: House. And my mom -- she's not really cool with anything…
Eileen: It occurs to me that with all the hubbub and excitement about St. Patrick's Day we've gotten distracted from what's really important about this time of year -- lent
Kenny: She finally did it. She managed to bring Jesus into St. Patrick's Day.
Jesus: Seriously, I have to work on St. Patrick's Day, too? I was supposed to go to Sandals with Buddha and Vishnu.
Kenny: Sorry.
Eileen: Lent…
Apparently determined to induce nausea by week 3, Tuesday night’s episode, titled ‘The Real Lent,’ began with an introduction into how religion ruins everything, and how religious moms don’t like gays:
Kenny: Holidays in our family were a little unique, mostly because my mom was able to insert Jesus into all of them. Anyone could do it for Christmas and Easter, but my mom really had game.…
So, with the trans road-trip buzz destroyed by the mere suggestion that jobs might be more important for trans people than being able to use a women’s bathroom, the group then cornered Jenner on the party bus, as news of the defeat of the Houston HERO ordinance came down. Which, of course, led to nothing but insightful, top drawer debate:
>> Jenny: So, Caitlyn, I want to come back to you…
Given the ratings disaster of Season One of I Am Cait, the E! Channel show dedicated to chronicling the transgender life of the man formerly known as Bruce Jenner, the producers and directors of the show starring America’s most famous “self-identifier” decided to begin Season Two by highlighting the aspect of Jenner’s life far more controversial, far more scandalous than even transgenderism: the…
>> Jenny: So you’re telling me Republicans support rights for transgender people? You're telling me that the people--
>> Caitlyn: I think they believe in the Constitution and the freedom of the Constitution.
>> Jenny: So who overturned--?
>> Caitlyn: The-the public! Because they're uninformed! The politicians didn't even vote on it. They just put it on the ballot.
>…
Madam Secretary: Welcome.
Senator: The inner sanctum.
Madam Secretary: Please, have a seat.
Senator: Oh, you know, I've tried to get meetings before, but you're always booked. But it looks like I have your attention now. Unfortunately, it has to be short. I have a press conference.
Madam Secretary: Call it off, Senator. It's a matter of national security.
Senator: And the matter is?
Madam…